For years, Australia has been lauded as a top vacation destination for people around the world. Travelers frequently cite their gorgeous reefs, fantastic beaches and hospitable locals as some of the top reasons to visit the country. But we're here to tell you why they're dead wrong! If the following photos don't convince you why you need to avoid Australia at all costs, nothing will. (Warning: Heavy satire ahead)
As you can clearly see.
Better watch out.
And there's definitely nothing cute, cuddly or adorable.
Don't let those beautiful rays fool you!
We're talking a PALTRY $17.00 per hour minimum wage (unacceptable)
Just look at how boring that must be.
It's obviously like living in a cookie cutter neighborhood.
Nope. None at all.
Not like the populous tourist hotspots back home.
Definitely nothing special about those.
We're getting sleepy just thinking about it.
Definitely not GORGEous at all (see what we did there?).
Better stay away if you're not into any of this stuff.