For years, Australia has been lauded as a top vacation destination for people around the world. Travelers frequently cite their gorgeous reefs, fantastic beaches and hospitable locals as some of the top reasons to visit the country. But we're here to tell you why they're dead wrong! If the following photos don't convince you why you need to avoid Australia at all costs, nothing will. (Warning: Heavy satire ahead)

The whole country is pretty much a wasteland.
The whole country is pretty much a wasteland.

As you can clearly see.

Everything here wants to kill you.
Everything here wants to kill you.

Better watch out.

Seriously, there are NO friendly animals here.
Seriously, there are NO friendly animals here.

And there's definitely nothing cute, cuddly or adorable.

Even the scorching sun is out to get you.
Even the scorching sun is out to get you.

Don't let those beautiful rays fool you!

If you happen to get a job, don't expect much pay.
If you happen to get a job, don't expect much pay.

We're talking a PALTRY $17.00 per hour minimum wage (unacceptable)

And none of the locals know how to have fun with their time off.
And none of the locals know how to have fun with their time off.

Just look at how boring that must be.

The architecture here is as plain and boring as it comes.
The architecture here is as plain and boring as it comes.

It's obviously like living in a cookie cutter neighborhood.

There's almost no real scenery to speak of.
There's almost no real scenery to speak of.

Nope. None at all.

The beaches are absolutely TERRIBLE.
The beaches are absolutely TERRIBLE.

Not like the populous tourist hotspots back home.

And don't even get us started on the lakes.
And don't even get us started on the lakes.

Definitely nothing special about those.

Or the mounds they call mountains.
Or the mounds they call mountains.

There's probably no great hiking trails there.

The undersea life here is dull at best.
The undersea life here is dull at best.

We're getting sleepy just thinking about it.

And the gorges are more like trenches if you ask us.
And the gorges are more like trenches if you ask us.

Definitely not GORGEous at all (see what we did there?).

Don't even THINK about taking any road trips either.
Don't even THINK about taking any road trips either.

There's literally nowhere to go.

Yep. It's pretty much a third-world country.
Yep. It's pretty much a third-world country.

Better stay away if you're not into any of this stuff.

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